12 Steps LiLo Must Take to Save Her Career
Lose the fake tan, the blond dye job, and the leggings for a start
By Evann Gastaldo, Newser Staff
Posted Feb 15, 2010 9:24 AM CST
In this Monday, Oct. 19, 2009 file photo, actress Lindsay Lohan attends the 2009 Whitney Museum of American Art gala and studio party in New York.   (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)

(Newser) – Lindsay Lohan’s bad publicity parade marches on, but all hope is not lost: Tracey Harrington McCoy fully backs a LiLo career comeback, and she outlines a 12-step program on PopEater:

  1. No more fake tanning: It’s one thing to promote your line of spray tanner. It’s another to show up on the red carpet with “oompa-loompa orange feet.”
  2. No more fake hair color: Not only does the blond look fake, it highlights the orange tan—go back to the natural, and unique, red.
  3. No more leggings: “Please start wearing a bra. Stop replacing pants with sheer leggings or tights.”

  1. No more partying with Ali: Do sisterly things together, sure, “but stop taking her to clubs. She's 16. It's illegal!”
  2. No more partying, period: Enough said.
  3. No more forays into fashion designing: “Lets just call your experience as ‘artistic adviser’ at Ungaro what it was: a travesty.”
  4. No more Insider interviews: “Allowing The Insider to paint you as some sort of ‘celebrity hoarder’ was not a good move. No one is going to sympathize with the fact that you have racks upon racks of unworn clothing in the middle of a recession when one-in-ten people are unemployed.”
Click here for all the steps to a complete LiLo recovery...and goodness knows she needs one, after losing this $150,000 escort gig.

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Spudsy
Feb 16, 2010 1:29 AM CST
Too late for acting lessons. Replace 3 with - go to college and get a marketable skill. Think health care, expanding field and you could practice on yourself.
Snarfeh
Feb 15, 2010 11:50 AM CST
roflmao! All fiddy steps, hank? lolol!
HANKHILL
Feb 15, 2010 9:21 AM CST
step 1 through 50 dont come out of the house in day light