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Time for Sex? Read Her Lipstick

If it's dark red, she's ready

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Mar 20, 2010 7:16 PM CDT

(Newser) – Too shy to make a move on your new galpal? No problem: A new lipstick will tell you when she’s in the mood. Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss starts out clear, and the deeper red it gets, the friskier she feels—it even comes complete with a handy color chart. “Using it every day could get embarrassing,” a dating expert tells the Sun. “Would you really want the man next to you on the bus to know if you're turned on?”

Is she in the mood? Read her lips to find out.
Is she in the mood? Read her lips to find out.   (©LUNARIX-PIX)
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followupnewsnetwork
Mar 21, 2010 1:10 PM CDT
Combine a brain translater and "moment to moment" mood indicator and we have an outside chance to even know what they want....today
citizen_one
Mar 21, 2010 2:33 AM CDT
If your perception is so bad that you have to rely on mood lipstick to know when a woman is in the mood, you probably shouldn't be risking procreation.
memphibian
Mar 18, 2010 4:04 AM CDT
when she grabs your shirt or hair or your belt in front .. kiss her you fool

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