The latest entry in the Terrible Music by Terrible People department: The Situation’s rap, aptly titled (what else?), “The Situation.” The Situation, of course, is Mike Sorrentino, the Jersey Shore star whose sole talent, prior to auto-tuning his way through this single, was flashing his abs to the world constantly. The full song hits iTunes this week, MTV reports, but the clip in the gallery should be enough to entertain you for days.
The inspired lyrics include: “We got a Situation here,” and “The motherf'in Situation / What the hell are you lookin' at?” along with even more uses of his taken name. It’s up to you to make it stop: DJ Class, one of his collaborators, tells Radar, “If it’s received well, there will be more to come.”