Lindsay Lohan’s new song is called “I Wanna Be Bad,” and—hooray!—mission accomplished. The instant classic includes such poetic lines as “How about that lap dance / I got cash I’m spending” and “Don’t need you to leave your number, ain’t gonna call / Just this and that’s all, one night stand baby."
Apparently it’s Bad Music Week, because Tila Tequila also released an entire EP of regrettable songs. To listen to those—including one called “Get Me Off” that includes lyrics exactly as disgusting as one would assume—click here.
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