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LiLo's Plan: Write Grammy-Worthy Album

Meanwhile, Father of the Year accused of assault

By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff

Posted Jul 22, 2010 9:57 AM CDT | Updated Jul 22, 2010 10:52 AM CDT

(Newser) – The Delusional Quote of the Day comes to us from a source “very close” to Lindsay Lohan, who tells PopEater LiLo will be spending her time in jail writing music…and the resulting album “will definitely get nominated for a Grammy.” For more on her inevitable musical comeback, click here. More from the world o' Lohans:

  • Some inmates are “pissy” about Lindsay’s “special treatment,” one recently released woman tells the New York Daily News. There are rumors, denied by the prison, of her own TV and dresser, special food, a private phone, and her own guard.

  • “Tears were shed” when mom Dina and sister Ali recently visited her, a source tells Radar. Also on the list of people permitted to visit Lindsay: Samantha Ronson. Not on the list: Her dad.
  • Speaking of that wacky Michael Lohan, his fiancée—Jon Gosselin ex Kate Major—accuses him of pushing her to the ground and kicking her in the face, TMZ reports. She has since filed a restraining order, Radar adds. Michael Lohan of course denies the whole thing, going so far as to tell Radar, “I see no reason why the wedding wouldn’t still be on.” He also, bizarrely, blames the whole fight on two of Tiger Woods’ mistresses.

Actress Lindsay Lohan, left, reacts with her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley after the sentencing by Superior Court Judge Marsha Reve during a hearing in Beverly Hills, Calif., Tuesday, July 6, 2010.
Actress Lindsay Lohan, left, reacts with her attorney Shawn Chapman Holley after the sentencing by Superior Court Judge Marsha Reve during a hearing in Beverly Hills, Calif., Tuesday, July 6, 2010.   (AP Photo/David McNew, Pool)
Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, leaves Beverly Hills courthouse in Beverly Hills, Calif., Tuesday, July 6, 2010.
Michael Lohan, father of Lindsay Lohan, leaves Beverly Hills courthouse in Beverly Hills, Calif., Tuesday, July 6, 2010.   (AP Photo/Jae C. Hong)
Actress Ali Lohan and mom Dina Lohan attend the Candie's Foundation annual Event to Prevent benefit for the prevention of teenage pregnancy, Wednesday, May 7, 2008, in New York.
Actress Ali Lohan and mom Dina Lohan attend the Candie's Foundation annual "Event to Prevent" benefit for the prevention of teenage pregnancy, Wednesday, May 7, 2008, in New York.   (AP Photo/ Louis Lanzano)
Lindsay Lohan listens during a court hearing Tuesday, July 20, 2010, in Beverly Hills, Calif. where she was taken into custody.
Lindsay Lohan listens during a court hearing Tuesday, July 20, 2010, in Beverly Hills, Calif. where she was taken into custody.   (AP Photo/ Al Seib, pool)
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draftybeer
Jul 23, 2010 12:54 AM CDT
When I was a kid back in the 50's...My dad always said "A good swift kick in the ass will straighten you right up."
Kookey90
Jul 22, 2010 5:19 PM CDT
One of the singles in the album will be titled "Girl I Can't turn my Back on You" dedicated to the girls in the shower room in Cell Block C.
mannequin
Jul 22, 2010 2:10 PM CDT
Why does mama always have to stick her big fluffy head in the picture?
 

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