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Va. Candidate Fights Leaked Reindeer Dildo Photos

Krystal Ball blames opponent, calls release of photos 'sexist'

By Polly Davis Doig,  Newser Staff

Posted Oct 7, 2010 10:40 AM CDT

(Newser) – Sometimes your Newser Virginia bureau feels like it should really be the Alternative Reality bureau (see here and here and here), but even we can't make up this story: A 28-year-old Democrat named Krystal Ball—who is running for a seat in Virginia's 1st District—was somehow blindsided by the online release of party pics of her fellating a reindeer dildo her then-husband was wearing on his nose. Best part? She's not so much embarrassed as pissed, blaming her opponent for the leak, which she calls "sexist."

"I have a message for any young woman who is thinking about running for office and has ever attended a costume party ... or done anything stupid on camera," Ball tells the Richmond Times-Dispatch. "Run for office. Fight for this country. Don't let this sort of tactic deter you." The blog that dug up the images is currently down; for the photos and Wonkette's chortling, click here. Ball talked to Salon about the pics; click here for that.

Krystal Ball and her then-husband attend a costume party in a photo she says was taken shortly after college.
Krystal Ball and her then-husband attend a costume party in a photo she says was taken shortly after college.   (http://www.bvbl.net)
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These photos are of me and my ex-husband. They are around six years old. Of course, I am embarrassed by these photos; that was the whole point of these political operatives. But more than just embarrassed, I'm angry! - Krystal Ball

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COMMENTS
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kristiparker
Oct 7, 2012 3:22 PM CDT
Do some research before you comment.  Her father did his dissertation on crystals, thus her name.  She is a paid commentator on MSNBC, so I guess she is making more money on MSNBC than she would in the public sector.  
OuttaHere
Oct 7, 2012 7:49 AM CDT
I'd vote for her, but I'd really like to get invited to her parties.
Ivan
Oct 10, 2010 5:40 AM CDT
A dominatrix named Krystal Ball in VA politics? yes please.
 

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