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Porn Kings Want Federal Bailout

$5B sought to 'rejuvenate sexual appetite'

By Ambreen Ali,  Newser User

Posted Jan 7, 2009 4:34 PM CST

(Newser) – Recession depression has hampered America's sex drive, claim Larry Flynt (of Hustler fame) and Joe Francis (Girls Gone Wild). The adult-entertainment kings want a federal bailout for slumping DVD sales, down 22% in the past year. Placing themselves alongside Detroit’s automakers in national importance, the duo says Congress should fork over $5 billion to help them through, TMZ reports.

“With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind,” Flynt says. “It’s time for Congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America.”

Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, left, hangs with the Kardashians. He says he's going to DC to make a pitch for Congress to bail out porn.
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis, left, hangs with the Kardashians. He says he's going to DC to make a pitch for Congress to bail out porn.   (AP Photo/Dan Steinberg)
Larry Flynt says his industry is among those worthy of a bailout.
Larry Flynt says his industry is among those worthy of a bailout.   (AP Photo)
Francis and Flynt say adult DVD sales are down 22% in the last year.
Francis and Flynt say adult DVD sales are down 22% in the last year.   (AP Photo)
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COMMENTS
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riffran
Jan 8, 2009 5:07 AM CST
now thats funny, a porn bail out, the screwing we saw coming for the srewing we seen cumming...I love a Bad pun...riff
Shannonals
Jan 8, 2009 4:18 AM CST
Is this a joke?
Guest
Jan 8, 2009 3:08 AM CST
theres no way in hell they should get a dime i cant beleave that they would even ask for 5 billon dollar and compare there selves to the honest hard working people in the car company joe should be in jail for exploding those young women most of the girls are not even able to drink

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