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Yes, Yes! Brit Jailed for Loud Sex

Woman whose groans annoyed even the deaf in custody for breaching court order

By Rob Quinn,  Newser Staff

Posted Apr 28, 2009 10:36 AM CDT

(Newser) – A British woman whose amorous moans and groans were so loud that even a partially deaf neighbor complained has been jailed for breaching a court order, the Daily Telegraph reports. The woman, 48, was "banned from making excessive noise" anywhere in England earlier this month but she landed back in court yesterday after neighbors complained she flouted the ban several times within days. Conjugal visits could be tricky.

Police in Sunderland, northern England, received hundreds of complaints about moaning, groaning, and a bed banging against the wall at the home of Carolyn Cartwright.
Police in Sunderland, northern England, received hundreds of complaints about moaning, groaning, and a bed banging against the wall at the home of Carolyn Cartwright.   (Shutter Stock)
One of the neighbors who complained about excessive noise coming from the Cartwrights' home was partially deaf.
One of the neighbors who complained about excessive noise coming from the Cartwrights' home was partially deaf.   (Shutter Stock)
A British woman has been jailed for violating an order to not be quite so noisy while having sex.
A British woman has been jailed for violating an order to not be quite so noisy while having sex.   (Shutterstock)
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COMMENTS
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sache
Apr 29, 2009 4:57 AM CDT
Don't they have a better reason for using jail space? Aren't there real criminal that should be taking up the space. I would not want my taxes used to jail moaners. Maybe the people complaining need a great sex life so they can too can bring on the noise.
paul123
Apr 29, 2009 2:58 AM CDT
Literally a killjjoy.
drlarrymitchell
Apr 28, 2009 10:07 AM CDT
What a scream.

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