Chuck Norris himself tackles illegal immigration
(NEWSER) - Who better to talk about securing our borders than Walker, Texas Ranger? In an essay for World Net Daily , Walker—er, Chuck Norris—calls Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer a “lone ranger” and says he agrees with Sarah Palin that President Obama " lacks 'the cojones' to deal with illegal immigration." But the good stuff comes later in the article, when he lists his favorite “ Jan Brewer Facts ” (yes, she has her own fake “facts,” inspired by the “ Chuck Norris Facts ”), including, “Jan Brewer flosses her teeth with barbed wire from the border.” More»