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The Craziest 911 Calls, From Burgers to Pot Brownies

Time lists top 10

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(Newser) Time counts down the top 10 weirdest non-emergency 911 calls. Among the craziest:

  • A cop who stole pot from a drug bust and made brownies. After getting stoned, he called 911 in a panic. "I think we're dead," he told the operator. "Time is going by really really really really slowly." He resigned but wasn't charged.

  • A drunken driver called to say he was lost, then reported hearing a train. The dispatcher convinced him to leave the car just before it got crushed.
  • A dad called 911 when his 28-year-old son refused to clean his room. The son, a member of the local school board, was "crying uncontrollably" when he promised police he'd shape up.
  • A 911 operator refused to send officers to a Burger King after a woman called to complain she wasn't getting "her way." "We're not going to go down there and enforce your Western Bacon Cheeseburger," the operator said.
Click on the link to read the full list.

Not surprisingly, marijuana figures prominently in Time's list of bizarre 911 calls.
Not surprisingly, marijuana figures prominently in Time's list of bizarre 911 calls.   (AP Photo)
Cops wouldn't respond to a 911 call from a Burger King customer angry about her order.
Cops wouldn't respond to a 911 call from a Burger King customer angry about her order.   (AP Photo)
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blusky09
Jun 9, 09 10:39 PM CDT
hahahaha! Reply
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JayJay
Jun 10, 09 12:15 AM CDT
hahahaha the first one made me laugh pretty hard Reply
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AllisonMW
Jun 10, 09 12:42 PM CDT
LOLOLOL! Reply
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SPH
Jun 10, 09 12:47 PM CDT
Certainly no shortage of stupid people out there...... Reply
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Chilblain
Jun 10, 09 3:32 PM CDT
We are such a spoiled, ignorant, and self entitled society. Looks like Rome, smells like Rome, its probably the decline of the USA. I give us a hundred years at best. Reply
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