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5 Crazy Things 9/11 Conspiracists Must Think

Plus: proof Nick Jonas believes the lie

By Matt Cantor,  Newser Staff

Posted Sep 2, 2009 10:55 AM CDT

(Newser) – A third of Americans think 9/11 was an inside job, perpetrated—or at least OKed—by the US government. “That means that one of the Jonas Brothers believes that the US government blew up the World Trade Center towers,” writes Matthew Diffee for the New Yorker. To subscribe to such a belief, he says, you’d have to believe that the government shot down a Boeing 757 full of innocent citizen, along with these five equally crazy notions:

  1. That the collapse of the buildings most closely resembled footage of planned demolitions than “footage from all those other times when buildings were hit by jumbo jets.”
  2. Everything that went wrong from January 20, 2001 to January 20, 2009 was masterminded by George Bush.
  3. It takes a talented pilot to "crash an airplane good.”
  4. If you don’t think the government is “secret, evil, and greedy,” then you are, in fact, "secret, evil, and greedy."
  5. "Boy, I sure wish my life were more like the movies."

Cranes work above the north pool of the National September 11 Memorial and Museum at the World Trade Center site in New York, Jan. 27, 2009.
Cranes work above the north pool of the National September 11 Memorial and Museum at the World Trade Center site in New York, Jan. 27, 2009.   (AP Photo/Mark Lennihan, File)
Alice Greenwald, director of the 9/11 Memorial Museum, and architect Michael Arad discuss a model of the World Trade Center at the 9/11 Memorial Preview Site, Wednesday, Aug. 26, 2009 in New York.
Alice Greenwald, director of the 9/11 Memorial Museum, and architect Michael Arad discuss a model of the World Trade Center at the 9/11 Memorial Preview Site, Wednesday, Aug. 26, 2009 in New York.   (AP Photo/Mark Lennihan)
Construction cranes work above the rising steel structure of One World Trade Center, Thursday, Aug. 27, 2009, in New York.
Construction cranes work above the rising steel structure of One World Trade Center, Thursday, Aug. 27, 2009, in New York.   (AP Photo/Mark Lennihan)
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COMMENTS
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Jojo
Nov 8, 2009 1:28 AM CST
Really? You wouldn't believe your government would sanction torture? Did you ever hear about Vietnam? Not from the history books, but maybe from an actual veteran? And you don't think the government would use a wire tap? Really? I mean have you ever heard of Nixon? It's truly amazing what some people "choose" to see and hear...
Spydiggity
Sep 11, 2009 4:03 AM CDT
it doesn't serve the well being of corporate run america to have a society of intelligent, enlightened citizens.
Spydiggity
Sep 11, 2009 4:01 AM CDT
sheep policing sheep. i know this isn't taught in school because it doesn't fit into the brainwashing indoctrination; but dissent is the foundation on the creation and development of this country. everything we have today in terms of equality, derived from someone or a group of ppl dissenting from the normal point of view. but the norm never encourages the unique to act in such a way. most ppl are simply sheep...and they're all too happy to graze around their whole lives watching NFL football and drinking bud light than to actually spend even one minute having a opinion that might stray from 24/7 news networks and day time talk shows. conformity is easy....dissent is hard. get over yourself. ppl aren't wackos because they want real explanations. ppl aren't nutjobs because they know their history and know that even this country had to rebel from another government to get here. governments go bad...that's why the roman empire fell. it is very possible that the government isn't everything your fairy tale childhood made you think it was. grow up.

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