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Facebook-Is-Evil
Claims Don't
Add Up
OPINION
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One Group
of People
$1K a Month
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Anthony Bourdain:
Blame Smug Liberals
for Trump Election
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Instructor Name, Got
Accused of Sexual Harassment
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National Guard
Raids Grandma's
Garden—for a
Single Pot Plant
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Cops Need
to Stop
Killing Dogs
OPINION
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OPINION
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We Need Lots
More
Immigrants
OPINION
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America's Stupidest Drug Laws
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
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Liberals Should Stop
Vilifying Ayn Rand
OPINION
Aug 24, 2012 1:38 PM CDT
Eyebrows Raised Over Scrubbed Malia Mexico Story
OPINION
Mar 20, 2012 12:25 PM CDT
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How Ron Paul
Could Win
Nomination
OPINION
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Ron Paul, Barney Frank
Team Up to Legalize Pot
Jun 23, 2011 9:46 AM CDT
Why Bother Putting Terrorists on Trial?
OPINION
Dec 10, 2010 12:24 PM CST
Let's Do Away With
Drunk-Driving Laws
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT
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Debtor’s Prison
Makes Its Ugly
Return
OPINION
Oct 10, 2010 9:57 AM CDT
It's Time to Ditch the No-Fly List
OPINION
Jul 19, 2010 1:52 PM CDT
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the Danged Fence'
PAINFUL CAMPAIGN ADS
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How the Wackos Think
OPINION
Mar 3, 2010 12:04 PM CST
Why Can't We Tell the Truth About Snuff?
OPINION
Jan 12, 2010 1:46 PM CST
Requiem for
the Soft Sell
of the Catalog
OPINION
Nov 25, 2009 12:42 PM CST
Soda Tax Deserves to Fizzle
OPINION
Sep 30, 2009 1:39 PM CDT
Flavored Cig Ban Is Silly:
Kids
Don't Smoke Them
OPINION
Sep 29, 2009 11:28 AM CDT
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Stossel: Yeah, I'm Biased. So?
OPINION
Sep 25, 2009 3:56 PM CDT
'Paris Hilton' Palin Perfect
Politician for Internet Age
OPINION
Sep 18, 2009 4:54 AM CDT
Slimming Down US
Won't Cut Health Costs
OPINION
Aug 5, 2009 2:00 PM CDT
Chicago Is Better Off Without 2016 Olympics
OPINION
Apr 6, 2009 3:48 PM CDT
Saggy-Pants
Debates Just
Hot Air
OPINION
Mar 4, 2009 1:51 AM CST
Identify Sperm Donors?
Risks May Outweigh Benefits
Analysis
Jan 27, 2009 8:01 PM CST
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Cheaper Oil
Likely to
Stay Awhile
ANALYSIS
Nov 18, 2008 4:02 PM CST
Libertarian Bets $1M His GPA Tops Obama's
Sep 5, 2008 8:55 PM CDT
NRA Guilty of Poor Aim in
Fla. Guns-at-Work Case
OPINION
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Barr May Bring Libertarians Into Big Leagues
OPINION
Aug 21, 2008 9:28 PM CDT
'Coercive Paternalism'
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Aug 9, 2008 9:57 AM CDT
Federal Alcohol Labeling Rules Don't Go
Down Easy
OPINION
Jul 24, 2008 2:05 AM CDT
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