Overrated: Sex on the Beach

By Kevin Spak,  Newser Staff
Posted Feb 28, 2009 4:05 AM CST
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(Newser) – Let’s face it, sex isn’t always great. Beth Mann at Salon breaks down the “seemed like a good idea at the time” list of most overrated erotic acts:

  • Sex on the beach: “In real life the beach is sandy, the temperature unpredictable, the mosquitoes, the jellyfish, the police…”
  • Porn-style sex: “It’s more of an extreme sport than a sexual act.”

  • One-night stands: “Is she supposed to stay overnight? I don’t want her to stay overnight. What if she stays overnight?”
  • Sex involving clothes ripping: "Every once in a while, this caveman act works. But most of the time, I think, ‘You ass, you just ripped my good shirt. Ass.'"
  • Sex in tight quarters: “Just make sure the car doesn’t have a stick shift."
To see the complete list, click the link below.
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