Talk about a nasty breakup: Polish authorities are investigating a dentist for allegedly pulling out all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth during a dental visit, the Daily Mail reports. Anna Mackowiak, 34, reportedly took revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski by giving him anesthetic, plucking out his pearlies, and sending him home. "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she said. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b******.'"
Olszewski saw the damage when he unwrapped his bandage: "She told me my mouth was numb and I wouldn’t be able to feel anything for a while and that the bandage was there to protect the gums," he said. "But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth." Worse, his new girlfriend—whom he left Mackowiak for—has left him for being toothless. "And I’m going to have to pay a fortune on getting indents or something," he said. Mackowiak faces up to three years if found guilty. (Read more dentists stories.)