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10 of America's Most Explicit Town Names

Yes, there is a Ballplay, Alabama
By Newser Editors,  Newser Staff
Posted Sep 21, 2016 8:14 AM CDT
10 of America's Most Explicit Town Names
Sadly, Bangor, Maine, is not shown on this map.   (Pixabay)

It was a hard job, but somebody had to do it. (That's what she said?) The Estately Blog responded to some PG-13 criticism of a recent "Oddest Town Names" in America list by giving the people what they wanted—"we placed our minds in the gutter" and passed a number of days poring over maps in search of "the lewdest, most sexualized town names." From its master list of more than 450 such names, 50 winners were cherrypicked to appear on a map of the US. Those names run from the juvenile (Hawaii's Honaunau-Napoopoo) to the somewhat tame (Essex, Conn.) to the more explicit (Spread Eagle, Wis.). And, congrats, there's one you are likely already familiar with: Bangor, Maine. Here are 10 towns likely to make your mama blush:

  1. Ballplay, Ala.
  2. Bigbone, Ky.
  3. Blue Ball Village, Md.
  4. Bone Steel, SD
  5. Comertown, Mont.
  6. Cooter, Mo.
  7. Dickshooter, Idaho
  8. Short Pump, Va.
  9. Sugar Tit, SC
  10. Wankers Corner, Ore.
See Estately's master list here. (Read more lists stories.)

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