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A Zombie's Worst Enemy: Canadian Math Geeks

Scholars devise method to eliminate pesky Hollywood bugaboo
By Wesley Oliver,  Newser Staff
Posted Aug 15, 2009 3:41 PM CDT

(Newser) – Decades of terrorizing sleepy towns in grade-B horror flicks hasn't prepared zombies for their newest foe: Canadian math geeks. Scholars in Ottawa have formulated a mathematical model to combat a zombie outbreak, dismissing quarantines and cures: “The most effective way to contain the rise of the undead is to hit hard and hit often," they conclude in their paper, When Zombies Attack!

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“As seen in the movies, it is imperative that zombies are dealt with quickly, or else we are all in a great deal of trouble,” wrote the authors, whose paper will be published in a book later this year. The scenario may be hypothetical, but has real-world applications, like “allegiance to political parties or diseases with a dormant infection,” the mathematicians note. Now what about swine flu?
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