With poetic tweets like “your going to the yacht party?! Holla! See you lataa,” who wouldn’t expect Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi to write a book? Yep, Snooks is the latest Jersey Shore cast member to get a book deal, the AP reports. Hers will be Shore Thing, a novel involving, the publisher says, “big hair, dark tans, and fights galore.” It’s out in January. Click here to read about co-star The Situation’s upcoming "self-help" book, or here to read about J-Woww and Ronnie's "how-to" guide. Or just curl yourself right into a fetal position.
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