Charlie Sheen Gets Roasted

Charlie Sheen probably needs an intervention, but he got roasted instead last night on Comedy Central. Celebs roasters included William Shatner, Seth MacFarlane, Mike Tyson, Jon Lovitz, and Patrice O'Neal, and the Huffington Post has a rundown of the best zingers from the raunchfest:

• Shatner: "Never ever forget to book your next rehab stay through Priceline.com."

• More Shatner: "I know a guy who got crucified by Jews, too. And people worshipped that guy."
• MacFarlane: "How do you get fired from Two And A Half Men? Do they haul you in and tell you you don't suck enough?"
• More MacFarlane: "He's the reason a d**k with cocaine on it is called a Sheenis."
• Jeff Ross: "Charlie's nostrils are so snotty and full of coke he calls them the Hilton sisters."
• MacFarlane on Tyson: "He's a guy who has beaten every opponent he's been up against, except the letter S."
• Tyson's act, notes the HuffPo, was "brought to you by the letters S and F."

(More Charlie Sheen stories.)