Things From 2011 You Must Wipe From Your Memory

As the year draws to a close, it's hard not to reflect on the events that have made 2011 the glorious year it was. Well, almost. Writing for Buzzfeed, Dave Stopera, argues that there are about 45 things from the past year we should forget, while toasting to "a much less trashy 2012!" in the process.

1. The ton of people ready to vote for Donald Trump for president

2. Lindsay Lohan's rotting teeth (that one was tough to even type)
3. That Toddlers & Tiaras Pretty Woman/hooker costume
4. The latest drug craze: bath salts (and the ensuing weird, weird crimes)
5. Teen bride Courtney Stodden and her tweets (though we might want to remember this)
6. Black Friday (and pepper spray, and waffle makers)
7. Snooki, published author

Click to read the entire awesome 45-item list. (More Best of 2011 stories.)