Get Your Own Personal Justice Scalia 'Burn'

Slate is out with a nifty insult generator
By Newser Editors,  Newser Staff
Posted Jun 26, 2015 4:10 PM CDT
Get Your Own Personal Justice Scalia 'Burn'
A 2012 photo of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia.   (AP Photo/Jessica Hill, File)

Antonin Scalia has been on the losing end of two big cases this week, but he's still made headlines thanks to his dissents, which included phrases such as "SCOTUScare," "pure applesauce," and "judicial Putsch." That's pretty typical, observes Slate, which has created a "Scalia 'Sick Burn' Generator." You punch in your name and, voila, it churns out a personalized Scalia insult drawn from the justice's own writings. Try it here. Here's a sample using the name "Newser reader":

  • “One would think that Newser reader's arrogance is pretentious and profoundly incoherent. This wolf comes as a wolf.”
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