Florida will be one of the most important states in play in next week's election, and the Tampa Bay Times has provided a strange, if entertaining, exploration of what a certain type of voter there might do. This voter is known as Florida Man. You know him—he pops up regularly in headlines after committing an only-in-Florida kind of crime. The newspaper managed to track down 11 of them, one technically being Florida Woman (accused of assaulting her twin sister in an argument involving a vibrator). The results? It's pretty good news for Hillary Clinton, who wins 7-4, though Florida Woman is in the Trump camp.
Some samples: "I think Trump is an utter madman, so there's really no other choice," says Clinton supporter Malcolm Brenner, who gained infamy for having sex with a dolphin. “Donald Trump by far," counters Anthony Berden, who was arrested for roaming a park dressed as a dinosaur and carrying an air rifle. "I’m not going to have a war criminal and a liar as my next president." Click for the full story and all the results. Or for a more serious look at Florida, the AP explains why the Interstate 4 corridor is pivotal. (Read more Florida stories.)