- "I liked beer. I still like beer." — Brett Kavanaugh, at his Supreme Court confirmation hearing.
- "While all pharmaceutical treatments have side effects, racism is not a known side effect of any Sanofi medication." — Sanofi drug company, responding to Roseanne Barr blaming Ambien for her show-ending tweet.
- "We gather to mourn the passing of American greatness, the real thing, not cheap rhetoric from men who will never come near the sacrifice he gave so willingly, nor the opportunistic appropriation of those that live lives of comfort and privilege while he suffered and served." — Meghan McCain, in the eulogy for her father, John McCain.
- "We're children. You guys, like, are the adults. You need to take some action and play a role. Work together, come over your politics and get something done." — David Hogg, a survivor of the Parkland, Florida, school shooting.
Read on for the last five.