Canadian Sex Ed: Capt. Condom Video Game

If your kids refuse to listen when you try to sit them down for the sex talk, perhaps you should plop them in front of a new online sex ed game instead…as long as you don’t mind your daughter playing as the character “Wonder Vag.” Gawker and Comics Alliance point to a Canadian health unit's Adventures in Sex City, which teaches kids about sexually transmitted diseases via a villain who ejects infected sperm for every wrong answer.

That would be “The Sperminator,” the penis-handed bad guy whose goal is to “infect everyone with his evil sperm.” To fight him, kids can choose abstinence-touting virgin Wonder Vag, sexually active Power Pap, the “half condom half man” Captain Condom, or Willy the Kid—a pint-sized type who “joined Sex Squad to prove size doesn’t matter” and whose special power is “massive rock hard strength.” Yes, really.
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