For those who think the bar could be set no lower than Michael Scott, a list of the worst employees ever to grace headlines, courtesy of Oddee.com:
- The 5th-grade teacher who gave her students a homemade sex tape: Included in year-end DVDs she made for the kids was a more, er, intimate memory. ("Dad, is that Mrs Defanti?") Parents were shocked, just shocked, but it seems she will likely keep—yes, keep—her job.
- The woman who kept a diary of her efforts to dodge work: "This typing thing seems to be doing the trick. It just looks like I am hard at work on something very important." Great. Til the boss finds it.
- The worker who slammed her 'pervvy,' 'wanker' boss on Facebook: Also great. Til you remember you friended said boss and he fires you.
- The guy who beat himself up to get the day off: And called in an assault to cops. Who fined him for wasting their time. Hindsight? "I should have just phoned work and asked them for the day off."
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