Colbert Finally Throws ‘We Got bin Laden’ Party

Of course, the circa 2002 balloons and cake were a little dusty...
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted May 3, 2011 8:20 AM CDT

"We got him!" crowed Stephen Colbert last night as he led his audience in a "USA! USA!" chant. "I cannot put this any plainer, but golly gee willikers! By which I mean suck my giant American balls, al-Qaeda," he said. "I am as giddy as a schoolgirl who just shot bin Laden in the eye. ... Now I can finally throw my long-awaited 'We Got bin Laden' party."

Of course, it wasn't all dusty, 9-year-old balloons and cake: "As much as it pains me to say it, Barack Obama is the No. 1 Most bin Laden-Killing President in American History," Colbert admitted. Watch his absolute glee in the gallery, or click to watch Jon Stewart, who was also having a very good night. (Read more Stephen Colbert stories.)

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