Terrifying Robot Is Ready to Massage Breasts

Business proposal lists many potential customers
By Sam Gale Rosen,  Newser Staff
Posted Feb 25, 2008 3:08 PM CST

(Newser) – The developer of a new robot designed to massage women's breasts is full of ideas for the gadget, reports the Gizmodo blog. Wang Wei of Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies suggests numerous potential customers for the Breast Massage Robot, including "girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast," and "women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves."

"It is capable of automatically adjusting itself to fit various breast shapes. It also features good portability and a variety of massage programs," Wei writes in his business proposal, adding optimistically that his company "will sincerely coorporate with investors to make the BMR the hottest high-tech product worldwide." Intrigued? Blogger Adam Frucci helpfully links to the "equally-misguided business plan." (Read more breasts stories.)