Charlie Sheen Takes Show on the Road

Charlie Sheen is testing out whether his particular brand of crazy is road-worthy: The warlock has announced two dates for "Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth" in Chicago and Detroit. Details are sketchy, reports the Chicago Tribune, but the "comedy" will set you back a minimum $49 to get in. From the Ticketmaster blurb apparently penned by Sheen himself:

"My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option Show is coming for you. Will there be surprises? Will there be guests? Will there be mayhem? Will you ask questions? Will you laugh? Will you scream? Will you know the truth? This IS where you will hear the REAL story from the Warlock. Bring it. I dare you to keep up with me." (More Charlie Sheen stories.)