Cops: Teens Mistook Man's Ashes for Cocaine

Alleged burglars threw them out after tasting
By John Johnson,  Newser Staff
Posted Mar 10, 2015 5:52 PM CDT
Cops: Teens Mistook Man's Ashes for Cocaine
Devin Gesell admits to being the lookout.   (Police photo)

Three teens in St. Peters, Missouri, are accused of breaking into a home and stealing everything from cash to jewelry. One reason this police item is making headlines, however, is because police say the trio also stole what they thought was a box of cocaine, reports the Smoking Gun. Except, no, it was the ashes of the occupant's father. One of the kids allegedly tasted the remains in the getaway car, realized it wasn't cocaine, and tossed the box of ashes out the window. One other reason the story is making headlines: The ashes apparently belonged to the kid's grandfather.

Victim Debora Matthews tells KMOV that two of the three suspects are minors, and those two are her dad's grandsons. "They did that to their grandfather," she says. "They didn’t even realize it was their grandfather’s ashes." All three face multiple felonies, though the minors will go through juvenile court. “I just couldn’t believe that they would take the ashes,” says Matthews. "But you know, they were kids and I guess just stupid." (More weird crimes stories.)

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