Pickup Lines for Al Gore

Sample: "I promise to finish second"
By Emily Rauhala,  Newser Staff
Posted Jun 3, 2010 10:48 AM CDT
Pickup Lines for Al Gore
Hey ladies, how you doing?   (AP Photo/Kamran Jebreili)

(Newser) Al Gore is known for a lot of things—losing the presidency, "inventing" the Internet, fighting global warming—but charisma ain't one of them. Thankfully, comedian Andy Borowitz and his Twitter followers want to help the newly-single activist woo the ladies. Here are some of the best pickup lines they came up with:

  • @BorowitzReport "Here's an inconvenient truth, baby—I want to get into your lockbox!"
  • @heymynameisevan "The average temperature has climbed 1.4 degrees Fahrenheit since you walked in here."

  • @umajade "How do I love thee? Let me (re)count the ways. "
  • @BorowitzReport "Baby, if you want to see how big my hanging chad is, let's go to my place & do a recount."
  • @colsonwhitehead "I promise to finish second."
Follow #gorepickuplines here. For more on Gore's split from Tipper, click here.

(Read more Al Gore stories.)

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