Wondering what helpful advice Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino could possibly impart to you in his upcoming book? The New York Post has some answers: Here’s the Situation will include ab maintenance tips and, of course, all that he’s learned about women, including:
- “The best sex is often with a grenade [an ugly woman]—because she’s so grateful.”
- “Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs … maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look.”
- “Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health.”
- And the prayer you must repeat before going out clubbing: "God grant me the stamina to satisfy hot chicks, the courage to deny grenades, and the wisdom to know the difference."
For much, much more from his “guide to creeping on chicks,” including why men should thread their eyebrows but never eat pasta, click here
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