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Most Unsexy Beautiful People

By C. Raymond Hidalgo,  Newser User
Posted Jul 8, 2009 11:37 AM CDT
Most Unsexy Beautiful People
Nicole Kidman attends an "Australia" photocall in Rome, Italy. Blonde bombshell or Botoxed Barbie?   (Getty Images)

(Newser) – Nerve’s list of the sexiest ugly people demands a counterpart, and here it is: The most unsexy beautiful people—those who may have symmetry and cheekbones—but no sex appeal.

  1. Nicole Kidman: She’s like a Barbie. Who's 40. And Botoxed. And lifeless.
  2. Tom Cruise: He was a bonafide heartthrob until he started spouting Scientology.

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  1. Gwyneth Paltrow: She lost her sexy by picking roles in Bounce, marrying into Coldplay, and dooming her children with the names Apple and Moses.
  2. Jennifer Aniston: She’s America’s girl next door...the plain one.
  3. The Jonas Brothers: These boys are all gloss, shellacked over a bland core.
  4. Jessica Alba: Talent is sexy, and she showed zilch in The Eye and The Love Guru.
  5. Leonardo DiCaprio: His eternal babyface and wimpy mustaches are a sex-kill.
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