14 Scariest Twilight Souvenirs

It gets worse: There's a dildo on the list
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Nov 17, 2009 8:30 AM CST
Updated Nov 17, 2009 10:56 AM CST
Kristen Stewart, center, arrives at The Twilight Saga: New Moon premiere on Monday, Nov. 16, 2009, in Westwood, Calif.   (AP Photo/Chris Pizzello)
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(Newser) – As thousands of fans mobbed last night’s New Moon premiere (some had been waiting since Thursday afternoon, the AP reports), Gawker runs down the 14 craziest pieces of Twilight merchandise:

  • Edward Cullen panties
  • Edward Cullen sock puppet
  • Jacob Black light switch cover
  • Vampire sparkle dildo
  • Edward Cullen sweatshirt that reads, “Edward can bite my pillows, break my headboard, and bruise my body any day.”

  • Cullen family toilet seat
  • Vegan Twilight lip gloss
  • Hand-painted Bella and Edward high-top sneakers
  • Felt Bella womb with fetus
  • Twilight-themed wedding Save the Date cards
  • Baby Twilight onesie: “I’m the next Edward Cullen.”
For the complete list, click the link at right—or view the terrifying photos at left.
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