What Sheen Would Do If Elected President

Make Nicolas Cage his VP, for one
By Rob Quinn,  Newser Staff
Posted Apr 21, 2011 12:17 AM CDT
Charlie Sheen Turns Birther, Unveils Presidential Agenda
Charlie Sheen departs DAR Constitution Hall in Washington DC.   (Getty Images)

Charlie Sheen may have alienated his "truther" fans, but it looks like he'll be able to replace them with birthers. Politics was on the agenda when Sheen's "Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour hit Washington, DC, Tuesday night and the actor got plenty of cheers when he raised the birth certificate issue, reports the Washington Post. "For starters, I was f**king born here, how about that? And I got proof!" Sheen said. "Nothing Photoshopped about my birth certificate."

Sheen—observing that a poll shows him beating "that lunatic from Alaska" Sarah Palin—discussed the possibility of a presidential bid, with Nicolas Cage as his running mate, Politico reports. President Sheen would legalize pot, "send the IRS to prison," and deal with Moammar Gadhafi by sending ex-wife Denise Richards and soon-to-be-ex-wife Brooke Mueller to Libya. "If I run for president and win, country music is illegal," Sheen told the crowd. (More Charlie Sheen stories.)

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