If you happened to spot a tall white male covered in crap fleeing a yoga festival, police in Colorado would like to talk to you. Authorities say a woman entered a portable toilet at a yoga festival in Boulder on Friday and discovered a man hiding in the tank below when she lifted the lid, reports the Boulder Weekly. A nearby man checked it out and confirmed that there was a person covered in a tarp hiding inside the tank.
A festival security supervisor called to the scene waited outside until the shoeless, shirtless suspect emerged from the toilet covered in human waste. The supervisor tried to detain him but he made a run for it and got away. Police are seeking the man on charges of criminal attempt to make unlawful sexual contact. (Read more Colorado stories.)