Naked Cowboy to Run for President

Robert Burck plans to run on Tea Party platform
By Alp Arslan,  Newser User
Posted Oct 6, 2010 9:47 PM CDT Posted Oct 6, 2010 9:47 PM CDT
Promoted on Newser Oct 6, 2010 10:46 PM CDT
Naked Cowboy Announces for Presidency
Robert Burck, a.k.a. the "Naked Cowboy," sings while standing on a small clear patch of concrete in the middle of Times Square in New York.   (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson, File)

Times Square's Naked Cowboy, Robert Burck, announced today that he plans to run for the US presidency. His platform includes closing borders, requiring drug tests for welfare recipients, abolishing unions for government workers, cutting capital gains and income taxes and reversing Obamacare health legislation. No word on whether the Naked Cowgirl, against whom Burck filed a trademark infringement suit, plans to join the fray. Read the full article. (More Robert Burck stories.)

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