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10 Christmas Movies You Absolutely Shouldn't Watch

'60s B-movie 'Santa Claus Conquers the Martians' ranks worst: poll
By Dustin Lushing,  Newser Staff
Posted Dec 24, 2011 3:55 PM CST

(Newser) – What are the top 10 most cringe-inducing, holiday-ruining, Santa-offending Christmas movies of all time? Online ticket seller Fandango set out to find out, and polled its customers. Among the films that you probably shouldn't watch tonight:

  1. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: a 1964 ultra-low budget fantasy flick; good luck making it all the way through the 1:22 trailer, at left
  2. Silent Night, Deadly Night: a 1984 horror film featuring a murderous man in a Santa suit
  3. Jingle All the Way: Sinbad and Arnold Schwarzenegger fight over a toy action figure

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  1. Jack Frost: a boy's father (Michael Keaton) dies and is reincarnated as a snowman
  2. Santa With Muscles: starring none other than Hulk Hogan
Check out the rest of the worst here. (Read more movies stories.)

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