Not only is Jersey Shore returning to your TV, it’s now hitting your bookshelf as well. Jwoww and Ronnie (“two of the more bland cast members,” notes Josh Duboff in New York) signed a deal to write a guide to their (questionably desirable) lifestyle. Just dying to achieve that perfect guidette “poof”? Put yourself on the waiting list for Never Fall In Love At the Jersey Shore.
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