Some guys are unsexy just because they’re not sexy; others are unsexy because they cheat on their Oscar-winning wives with tattooed strippers (hello, No. 6). Whatever the reason, the Boston Phoenix lists the 100 unsexiest men of 2010. Some highlights:
- No. 100, Justin Bieber: “Twenty-something mall skanks: It is not cute to Twitter that you’re ‘looking forward to tapping that.’” He’s 16.
- No. 80, Rush Limbaugh: “Don’t let the Florida hit your fat ass on the way out.”
- No. 51, Bill Clinton: “Bill Clinton’s penis famously wrecked the first Clinton presidency; in 2008 it may have wrecked Hillary’s before she could even get elected.”
- No. 14, Rod Blagojevich: “Blago has restored honor to his impossible-to-pronounce name…by taking part in the reality show The Celebrity Apprentice.”
- No. 5, John Mayer: “We weren’t surprised to hear that Mayer is a chronic masturbator. (Um, have you seen him play guitar?)”
- No. 1, Tiger Woods: “Nike’s robotically perfect pitchman took that whole ‘Just Do It’ slogan a smidge too literally—with virtually any hooker, cocktail waitress, golf groupie, substitute teacher, den mother, and rodeo clown within a chip shot of his 5-iron.”
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