Birther Queen Orly Taitz Loses Primary in Landslide

Breathe easy, California: Orly Taitz is not going to be your next secretary of state. Several political experts had actually believed the so-called “birther queen” had a shot at winning yesterday’s Republican primary for the job, according to the Huffington Post, but when the dust cleared, ex-NFL player Damon Dunn—a guy who’d never voted before 2008—had trounced her nearly 3-to-1. Still, 365,684 did pull the lever for Taitz, taking a stand for delusional dentist/lawyer/conspiracy theorists everywhere. (More Orly Taitz stories.)