Agent to Jen: Take Brad's Sperm

Today's weird story comes to you courtesy of Maureen Dowd
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Dec 23, 2011 8:44 AM CST
Agent to Jennifer Aniston: Ask Brad Pitt for Sperm
Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston in 1999.   (Getty Images)

New York’s Vulture blog pulls this priceless tidbit from yesterday’s New York Times Magazine tribute to Hollywood super-agent Sue Mengers: In her piece remembering Mengers, who died this year, Maureen Dowd recalls the time that Mengers gave some advice to Jennifer Aniston after Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie. Writes Dowd, “Mengers told me that she advised her beloved Jen to ask Brad for some of his sperm.” Writes Vulture’s Kyle Buchanan, “Maureen Dowd, the editors from Star and the National Enquirer are surely giving you the slow clap this week.” (Click to see the holiday card Aniston and her boyfriend sent this year.)

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