For the discerning Hallmark Christmas movie viewer—someone who finds Christmas Getaway, say, less predictable than Northpole but more predictable than A Royal Christmas—there's an opening. The online flower subscription service BloomsyBox wants to pay someone $2,000 to watch a dozen examples of the genre in 12 days, USA Today reports. The goal, BloomsyBox says, is "to settle the debate: what's the greatest piece of Hallmark holiday cinema ever created?" The reviewer has a head start, since the scores of possibilities been narrowed down.
The successful, albeit blurry-eyed, applicant will rate each film on a scale of 1 to 10 on:
- Festivity Factor.
- Predictability Quotient.
- Chemistry Check.
- Tear-Jerker Test.
- Replay Value.
It wouldn't be cheating to save 24 hours by sneaking a peak at
Variety's Top 25. While there's a little overlap, Bloomsybox snubs such favorites as
Where Are You Christmas? and
Road to Christmas. Reviewer applicants can learn more
here. (More
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