Jen's 'Do Worth $50K; Paris Pimps Her Ride for $282K

Recession? What recession? Jennifer Aniston has a $50,000 hairdo and Paris Hilton, a $282,000 dashboard. Aniston recently insisted that her stylist accompany her to a week of European film premieres to work his $2,000-a-session wonders on her hair, the Post reports. Meanwhile, the Sun says Hilton recently bought a diamond-encrusted dashboard for her pink Bentley—a move even a Bentley source found extravagant.

More of the ridiculous:

• The couple that bought Chelsy Davy's house in South Africa will let you stay in the "royal love nest" formerly frequented by Prince Harry for just $70 to $134 a night, the Mail reports.
• Customers called Southwest’s newest promotional plane—featuring a swimsuit-clad Bar Refaeli—“soft porn,” Australia’s News Network reports.
• When a Britney Spears song came on at a New York bar, Madonna “flipped out,” the Post reports, and spent the rest of the night “aggressively making out with Jesus.”

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