Who better to talk about securing our borders than Walker, Texas Ranger? In an essay for World Net Daily, Walker—er, Chuck Norris—calls Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer a “lone ranger” and says he agrees with Sarah Palin that President Obama "lacks 'the cojones' to deal with illegal immigration." But the good stuff comes later in the article, when he lists his favorite “Jan Brewer Facts” (yes, she has her own fake “facts,” inspired by the “Chuck Norris Facts”), including, “Jan Brewer flosses her teeth with barbed wire from the border.”
Norris insists Brewer has even “tougher skin than me,” and commends her for her “pure, unadulterated patriotism” while bashing Obama’s meager attempts to secure the border: His deployment of 1200 National Guardsmen to “support” border security efforts pales in comparison to the 1400 National Guardsmen sent to the Gulf after the oil spill, Norris argues. “Indeed, when the president calls the BP oil spill ‘an invasion’ and illegal immigrants ‘undocumented workers,’ you can bet something is amiss in the Oval Office.” For more of Norris's political thoughts, click here or here.
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