Nick Cannon: Sponsor My Birthday Party!

Oh, to be a celebrity and have companies pay up to $25,000 to sponsor … your birthday party. Nick Cannon, aka Mr. Mariah Carey, is turning the big 3-0 next month, and his bicoastal celebration will be graced by such boldface names as Jay-Z, Ashton Kutcher, and Kobe Bryant, the New York Post reports. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

His reps sent out a mass email offering just that opportunity: For $2,500 you can be in the gift bag; for $15,000 you get a tweet; for $25,000 you get a whopping three tweets. For more on Nick and Mariah (are they pregnant or aren’t they?), click here. (More Mariah Carey stories.)