Onion's 'Abortionplex' Gets Yelp Page

It's 'fun fun fun,' users rave
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Jun 1, 2011 9:08 AM CDT

(Newser) – The Abortionplex started out as a whopper of an Onion tale, but took on a life of its own when a few Facebook users, believing it was true, got hilariously angry about it. Now it has spawned a Yelp page, complete with a 3.5-star rating based on more than 100 "reviews." Sample lines:

  • “I recommend getting a season pass like I did! I got the Gold Package so I can bring 2 girlfriends with me and their abortions are covered. Such a good deal and a bonding moment.”

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  • “The food court was as everyone has said. amazing? I spent the time gathering free samples (Chick Fil-A FTW) and got to slowly enjoy an Orange Julius as my niece had her lawfully obligatory sonogram.”
  • “The only way it could be better would be if they offered drive-thru service, but I guess you just can't rush some things.”
  • “I can't support the Abortionplex anymore. I used to bring girls there every few months, back when it was called ‘Abortion Place.’ Now I go, and the lines are way to long, and it's all commercialized.”
  • “Originally came to the 'Plex on a whim with a LivingSocial Instant Deal... what a gem! For $11 I was treated to the their ‘lunch’ combo of a basic abortion AND an order of General Tso's chicken.”
Check out all the reviews on Yelp. Hat tips to Gawker and Boing Boing for the find. (Read more The Onion stories.)

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