Letterman Re-Emerges for One More Top 10 List

And it's about Donald Trump
By Newser Editors,  Newser Staff
Posted Jul 11, 2015 2:35 PM CDT

David Letterman made a surprise appearance last night at a show by friends Martin Short and Steve Martin in San Antonio, and he used the occasion to deliver a Top 10 list about none other than Donald Trump. More specifically, "Top Ten Interesting Facts About Donald Trump." It culminated with: "Thanks to Donald Trump, the Republican mascot is also an ass," but here are some others, culled from the Daily News, Mediaite, and Rolling Stone:

  • "That thing on his head was the gopher in Caddyshack."
  • "During sex, Donald Trump calls out his own name."
  • "He wants to build a wall? How about building a wall around that thing on his head?"
  • "Donald Trump has pissed off so many Mexicans that he's starring in a movie called No Amigos," a reference to Martin and Short's Three Amigos.
  • "Trump walked away from a moderately successful television show for some delusional bull ... oh no wait, that’s me."
(Read more David Letterman stories.)

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