You have to imagine Katy Perry is regretting that whole get-married-to-Russell-Brand thing pretty hard right now. First came the news that he ended the marriage ... on New Year's Eve ... via text. How is he treating his once-beloved now? You be the judge: The New York Daily News reports that Brand continues to work Perry into his stand-up routine. At a London show on Wednesday, the 38-year-old first basically summed up sex with Perry as about as hot as celibacy. The joke:
- "When you're a monk, you're not allowed to have sex with anyone. When you're married, it's one person. That's one more than a monk. It's not that different. I'd be having sex thinking, 'think of anyone, anyone else.'"
The Wednesday gig came in advance of Brand's Messiah Complex world tour
. Up next for Perry: Album No. 3, which she last week revealed will be called Prism
and will drop Oct. 22, reports Billboard
. Perry looks pretty stripped down in the promo photo for it
, much like the nearly-unrecognizable Gaga
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