Anyone who might have intel to help solve one of 2018's greatest mysteries, contact Stephen Colbert and Trevor Noah. The late-night hosts on Wednesday played Sherlock Holmes. The case: #WhoBitBeyonce, which is about as self-explanatory as a hashtag can get. The upshot is that Girls Trip actress Tiffany Haddish was said to have been at a Dec. 22 party in LA where Beyonce and Jay-Z also were, and Haddish says an actress bit Bey's face. Haddish apparently made her revelation to both Vulture and GQ; she told the latter she offered to go after Beyonce's attacker. Bey's alleged response: "Tiffany, no. Don't do that. That b---- is on drugs. She not even drunk. … She not like that all the time. Just chill." And so launched the whodunnit:
- Colbert said "it's extremely important to me we figure this out, because America needs to know: What does Beyonce taste like?" Per ABC News, Trevor Noah noted once the biter is busted, it could be bad news. "You do not want to be on the wrong side of Beyonce's fan base," he warned. "They will find you and they will hurt you to the rhythm of 'Single Ladies.'"
- A more official comment from Beyonce's spokeswoman, per GQ: "I absolutely cannot comment on any of this, as I have no knowledge."