Anderson Cooper Slams 'Freakishly Tan' Snooki

Why is everyone paying her so much just to be herself, he wonders
By Evann Gastaldo,  Newser Staff
Posted Apr 14, 2011 9:00 AM CDT

(Newser) – Apparently Anderson Cooper is not a Jersey Shore fan. On the Tuesday night edition of Anderson Cooper 360, the host slammed all the people paying Snooki to "show up and throw up," including the MTV execs giving her a raise and, of course, Rutgers. In his opinion, Snooki is just an "impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly tan, beer-guzzling, juicehead-hugging, muscle-loving, Botero body, pint-sized, money-making machine." Watch his entire rant in the gallery, including a hilarious moment when he compares her writing to Toni Morrison's, or click over to CNN to watch last night's follow-up. (Read more Anderson Cooper stories.)

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