20 Best Homer Simpson Quotes

In honor of tonight's 20th-anniversary celebration of The Simpsons, Washington Post comics columnist Michael Cavna offers his list of the top 20 Homer Simpson quotes. Of course, No. 1 is "D'oh!" Selected other gems:

• "Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it."
• "I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for 10 minutes!"

• "See, the thing about my family is there are five of 'em: Marge, Bart, girl Bart, the one that doesn't talk and the fat guy. Oh, how I loathe him."
• "Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill a Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin... but what good does that do me?"
• "Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand."

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